Beach Blanket Bimbos

I just got back from a week at the beach and boy are my fat rolls flabby! We had our annual Pogany/Coulter/DeAngelis/Woelfle/Camp/Woodrum/Steffans/Courter week in North Carolina on the Outer Banks. There were about 33 of us this time around so we rented two houses in Duck. Here's a picture of Dad standing in front of the beach-front house. It was a great week despite the endless supply of puckered, white, flabby flesh. My sister and I thought it would be a hilarious to take pictures of ourselves running in our bikinis on the beach... It was freakin' depressing.

I officially became the world's laziest person. It got to the point where lifting food to my mouth became a chore. We also had our annual crab-eating contest out on the porch, devouring 100 crabs between 10 of us. It took an hour and a half and the carnage was plentiful. Good times.

Happy Birthday to my mother who turned 29 on June 17th and to my father for Father's Day on the 18th!

Back in the U.S.S.R.

In Pecs, Hungary

Yes, I am finally back home after almost a month's absence. It feels GREAT to be back to the land of civilized showers, large beverages, and one Benjamin Winters. But, lest I knock Europe, it's amazing and I had a wonderful time in Spain and Hungary. However, London is ridiculously expensive. $90.00 cab ride, anyone? Yeah.

I'm now at my 5 year Vassar reunion in Poughkeepsie, New York, thinking "Why did I sign up for a reunion when I HATE all the "Hey, how are you, what have you been up too" bullshit? While I was flip-flopping and getting my Master's, my classmates were curing cancer in the jungles of Costa Rica and such. It's a freakin' "top this" contest! Not to mention the fact that there are those I REALLY don't want to see here. I hope that a cat fight doesn't break out. If it does, I'll be sure we're wearing nothing but wet tee shirts and panties when it happens just for you guys out there! Hehehehe.