The Flying Stingray
An army of stingrays is amassing at the bottom of the ocean-- developing genetically mutated legs and the ability to breathe oxygen in order to invade land, murder us all, and take over as the planet's dominant species.
How is it that a stingray jumps on to a boat off the coast of Florida and stabs a man in the heart, reminiscent of the recent incident that killed Steve Irwin (except that Steve was, actually, in the water when it happened)??? What the heck is going on? I thought that stingrays were supposed to be the pussycats of the ocean! Now they're jumping on to boats and attacking human beings? It's Armageddon!
How is it that a stingray jumps on to a boat off the coast of Florida and stabs a man in the heart, reminiscent of the recent incident that killed Steve Irwin (except that Steve was, actually, in the water when it happened)??? What the heck is going on? I thought that stingrays were supposed to be the pussycats of the ocean! Now they're jumping on to boats and attacking human beings? It's Armageddon!
posted by Roxie at Friday, October 20, 2006
2 Comments:
i blame Captian Planet, he is assembling his armies and about o attack, that's who conducted the nooclea test not NOrst Korea, its all jsut a big cover up. Kim Jong Il is just the puppet for the Stingray Kingdom of the sea. Soph
YES! : )
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